That being said, the job is fine, with the potential to be great. I got hired to improve the little rug rats' large motor skills and to teach them how to be active and healthy. So far I've been running around trying to meet all the teachers and get the lay of the land ... I've also been smelling babies. That's the unspoken perk of the job, I get to huff baby whenever I want. Have you ever smelled the back of a baby's neck? Don't knock it until you've tried it.
I've worked with children in a variety of settings over the course of my life. This job varies from other experiences I've had in two significant ways. The first one is the money issue, i.e. the fact that they have some. The second is that I can't wear jeans. One of my favorite things about working with kids, aside from seeing their little eyes light up when they find their bellybuttons for the first time, is that I get to wear jeans. I'm a jeans and sweatshirt kind of girl, and I've chosen a line of work that embraces my lifestyle. Why did you have to go and mess up a good thing, Fancy Pants Preschool? Why on earth do I need to wear khakis while I'm changing poopy diapers? Do you know how well poop shows up on khaki? Really freaking well. Finger paint? Ditto.
After wearing both pairs of non-jeans that I own, I headed to the store to buy some pants after work today. I was not in the mood to shop, which is my excuse for coming home with fat butt brown pants. While I admit that I need these pants in the short term, as in tomorrow, I am still disappointed in myself for giving up the fight. Instead of upholding standards for preschool teachers everywhere, I'm throwing in the towel and embracing unflattering clothing in neutral colors. I'm on a slippery slope - I might as well buy some sweater vests with Christmas flair and call it a day. The next time I post a picture of myself I'll be wearing a muumuu and Keds.
To top it all off, I had to skip Scrabble Club today so that I could go buy the damn pants. Welcome to my world, darling readers. I'm missing Scrabble Club to buy fat butt pants. I need to go now. I may have just shared too much.